Thursday, September 14, 2006

Making the Heart Grow Fonder

As the Missus will gladly tell you, the key to living with me for 15 years is to spend as little time as possible actually in my presence - which is somewhat difficult when I'm the only person you know within 1,500 miles. Luckily, she's managed to flee * the country for a couple weeks, starting today. So September is now officially Boys Month here in Queretaro, as me and the pooch get down to some serious male bonding, free of all that perfume and estrogen. Does anyone know if Dominoes delivers here?

* (Yes, she did in fact pick up her Letter of Permission to Leave and Return [Form #5]. She needs to present it at the airport, get it stamped, get it stamped again when she returns. She must not get a tourist visa upon returning, or -- well, let's not even think about the consequences. After she get's back, she has ten days to go back to the immigration office and present the stamped Letter of Permission to Leave and Return, or they shoot the fucking dog. At least, that's what I think they said.)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You better throw yourself in front of the dog!